kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

scoregasm:

crystal-shines:

What a delightful sleeping bag

If someone broke into your tent trying to murder you you could just scare them off as a bear.

allhailthehutch:

Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.

princeowl:

tokomon:

some white boy: why is it called history— why not herstory? makes u think huh?

y’all: omg he’s a feminist *leaks* imma make a home for his dick inside me.

DID YOU ALL NOT SEE THIS PIC BACK IN 2009

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atlantisnewleaf:

This is the best thing ever.

preppyasalways:

that is pure happiness right there

zzskyninjazz:

Weiss says she has a date in mind. On the night of a dance, Ruby asks her where is her date and Weiss is just holding a mirror

penguintim:

"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"

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