Dominatrix Banana Headdd
Plays: 20170

officialredteam:

The users of tumblr all turn their heads in unison. What is that sound? That music, playing in the distance, growing louder as if it draws nearer. The sound of tires grating against the ground meshes with the music, the noise of bullets being fired through the air.

They can feel it. They can feel it against the ground, rumbling like an earthquake- or, possibly, just poor driving skills- and they gulp in unison.

They’re here.

akailolita:

good weather during finals 

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guilmon:

i find it funny that i have followers like are you aware im a loser

eva-420:

i just realized if i get jimmy neutron pajamas and a career as a dj i can be dj jaime james bringin the jammy jams in my jimmy jammies

heislikefireburningthroughtime:

simsgonewrong:

listen here u piece of shit

its a fucking baby

theladyfiction:

I saw this on my way home from work and had to chuckle :P

nyabunny:

family parties where they talk about when u get married and have kids

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pixiesteahouse:

princeconstantine:

runningoffthereeses:

well, thats enough internet for today

I need this

Does this come in varying colours, because I want a rainbow of them. 

daeneryus:

shacess:

daeneryus:

alternative house words:

  • stark: bad decision making 101 (now with 110% more honor)
  • targaryen: incest is best
  • lannister: dolla dolla bills ya’ll
  • baratheon: oh i just cant WAIT to be king
  • tyrell: flowers and homosexuals
  • greyjoy: fuck u i won’t do what u tell me
  • tully: [fish noises]
  • martell: we’re fuckin badass and u all know it

frey?

  • frey: those assholes that guard the bridge

kiaxet:

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For those of you who have never played Cards Against Humanity before: this is exactly what it’s like.

❝ He may love you. He probably does. He probably thinks about you all the time. But that isn’t what matters. What matters is what he’s doing about it, and what he’s doing about it is nothing. And if he’s doing nothing, you most certainly shouldn’t do anything. You need someone who goes out of their way to make it obvious that they want you in their life. ❞

- (via frappuczino)

chodeboy:

somethingprettymaybespringtimey:

chodeboy:

when a straight person contaminates ur linens

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If that said “when a gay person contaminates your linens” there would be the biggest shitstorm going on

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bgibbles:

time-freeze:

the reviews on this shirt tho

D’aww, this makes me feel special

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